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To: lois.lane@metropolis.edu
From: chloe.sullivan@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: Have You Had Your Valentine Spayed or Neutered?

Hey Lois! How was your Valentine's Day? Please tell me you didn't spend it with vile-smelling frat boys? Honestly, you can do so much better than them! And no, I don't mean with Clark. Hands off!

My day was loads of fun. I bought some of those really obnoxious candy hearts with cute little messages on them, only the messages were really kind of delightfully snarky. Then, I established a firm position at the local coffee shop to pelt those who were being too schmoopy. Which ended up being pretty much everyone, since it was Valentine's Day and all.

But before you say anything, no, I didn't end the day by myself. My roommate decided that her friend from home and I need to be hooked up, so I met up with him, and we actually had a surprisingly nice conversation. Of course, it helps that he's really, really hot. He's a lot smarter than he looks, and he's got these big, strong arms...and I'm just going to stop there before I give you more teasing fodder. Suffice it to say that I think we'll be talking again, even if it does mean Veronica's going to be unbearably smug about the whole thing.

Oh, and John's animal of the day? A cute little puppy. At least he's being turned into things that are cute and cuddly now.

Anyway, I should run, because I've got class first thing this morning. Tell everyone I said hello, and give your latest boytoy a grope for me!

Love,
Chloe

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